It's Weird On

How perfect I am and PEOPLE HATE IT!

No, Tania you ARE NOT PERFECT! STOP BEING SO FULL OF YOURSELF!
Yes, Tania, YOU ARE PERFECT! SO PERFECT, THE GROUND WANTS TO HAVE YOU FOR DINNER! :)
Jenssen and I were walking into a cinema the other day; COUPLE QUALITY TIME!!!!;) When this guy came up to us and said something like, "Hi..you are Tania Ray right???Qi Chen's friend." It's funny how you can get Qi Chen to be a pick up line. When I said yes, he went on. "Oh, and the boy you have here is..?" He looks at baby. Jenssen just smiled and politely shook his hand. "Tania's boyfriend." The guy then smiled this "Oh I don't like this.." smile and walked off, leaving Jenssen and me shocked.
Qi Chen, do you know any guy who has spiky hair, something like cuffs on his hands, those with spikes, brown black eyes, and an Edward Cullen smile???? No I'm just describing that guy. He has black hair with red highlights too wtf EVERYONE HAS BLACK HAIR AND RED HIGHLIGHTS. Do you Qi Chen, know a guy like this??? I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THAT GUY F YOU. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND HERE AND JENSSEN AND I WERE JUST CURIOUS ON WHO HE IS.
Ok. On me being perfecto, as always. :)
I was blog walking the other day and I saw this blog. Lina Yeoh. Being linked by a girl named Valerie Ngah. So.....I just went to it, just in case it's that Lina I know. I am right.
Here are some pretty quotes I must say. I'm so proud she's jealous of me. :D
" Tania and I are best friends. She is quite pretty, actually. Too bad she is such a bitch. Spoilt. Rich. You got it. She has a boyfriend de some more she not so happy. Must go clubs with me to find leng chai.." - February 23rd, 2009.
"Can somebody just tell Tanzziiie to shut up? She is bitching a hell of lies about me in her fucking blog and most are not true! Even he started supporting her, saying I am sluts lah, whatever. I told her I forgave her but she said I am the one who should say sorry for calling her a fucking ugly barbarian! Sometimes, pretty people can change to ugly so fast. How sad. :) She should know how I feel. She should not say things about me. Revenge will come back..nice. :) " - June 2009
And many more. I know it's me in the June post. 'Cause she calls me Tanzziiie. She said I'm pretty but I became ugly. Whoa. So much for pretending to be nice to me the other day, Lina! I thought I forgave you, and we forgot about it. But you didn't. You didn't forget. You didn't forgive. Who says I go to clubs with you to find handsome boys? I go at times but not much now. I go 'cause I want to have fun dancing around a while. Jenssen knows. AT LEAST I told Jenssen. What about you? Going to clubs AND NOT telling the boy you like who likes you back won't help. Jenssen and I have trust in each other. I never said I want to go and play with other boys. I never did. And your boy supporting me does not mean that I asked him too. I know you. But HE knows you better, doesn't he????
I'm done, Lina. You can just say whatever you want. I'm not going to respond much.

Proven. People ARE jealous of my hotness. :)

Chaks

I don't know what sound is that, so YES, CHAKS. Jenssen and I were at home (MY hostel) reading something together and watching a movie, when this CHAKS sound came. Chaks. :(
Pray its not the ceiling 'cause I've been living here a past few months and I don't want the ceiling to fall on my pretty head. :(
Ooohhs. Some bitch came and told me today, "HEY I read your blog, and you are SERIOUSLY NAUGHTY." NAUGHTY? I take it as a compliment! :D
Dum doooo DOOM. My boyfriend is calling me. He's here for the weekend! :)
Bye people! Have a nice time missing Tania Ray! She'll come back soon!

I'm Going To Get

A new chatbox!!!! I want to know who spams and I will ban them!!!! But not today!!!!!! Hahah!! Fuckers banned!!!!
I stuffed myself and baby with hotdogs today.:( Bbbbuuurrrpppp!
Met Cherilynn on the way,who called me FAT!!!!Cherilynn how could you call me fat!!!!I need to go to the gym already!!!
Recieved a mail from this person called pInkYLoVe.She wrote to me about Lina.I told you...get the fuck away and don't ask me about Lina can!!!
I will read the letter soon and give you MY explanations on why I don't like Lina.

My Baby ;)

Jenssen Yeoh,
Thank you for coming all the way to visit Tan Tan. :)
I really miss you baby. :)

Thanks for the crazy spree you gave me; Topshop, LV,..loving the LV Bag.
I'll always find time to spend with you.

Tania.

I Forgot MY CBOX!

Damn! I forgot my CBox email and username. I want to check the IP ADDRESS OF SPAMMERS! Ban you all! :( And YOU FRIGGIN PEOPLE, STOP ACTING AS LINA IN THE CHATBOX BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S NOT HER AT ALL!
Jenssen's proud. I finally became a more humane person. Lols! Not.
But really, stop acting as Lina. Writing in the chatbox as Lina is not a really cool thing. Makes me mad-er. I actually pitied her now. She has enough attention from people already. Thanks to me. ;)
I will remind you friggers,
Don't post as Lina. I rather you post as "I Hate Tania" than Lina because it's between us both and you people have NO rights to act as her just to make me mad and make me bitch about her more! She deserves hatred from you, but not you pretending to be Lina! I want to ban your IP address once I know who you are! :(

I had the worst cause one 'Lina' came to my chatbox and said something mean.
I really thought it was 'Lina' so I passed notes to friends saying how mad Lina is,
Lina's best friend was curious so she asked Lina. Lina immediately came to me after college and said it wasn't her. I didn't believe her so I asked her to prove it.
She called me later that night and told me her IP address. She also told me the location of where she is that day the message is posted. I begin to think she's a bit insane. ;)
So to check out if it's really Lina or not, I have to log in my chatbox and see. But I forgot the password. Somehow, I feel that for once; Lina Yeoh is telling the truth. She really looked like she's regretting what she did. But I can't be too sure, can I? :)

Vogue

I read magazines, and now I'm into one only. Vogue. :) They're really good at taking photos.
All photos are credits to Vogue magazine and Google.com. ;)

Photos

Just to make you all happy, I've came across photos of women we LOVE. Or hate. :)
Our darling Britney, or Amy. Trying hard to show your breasts, darling?Ooooohhhh....lesbos! Samantha, you gotta see this! Oh Lindsay's already pregnant?She's pretty. But I hate her.

Baby

I know if I continue with my complaints about Lina the Bitch, people would just start pitying her instead of me. Hah!
Anyway, I was looking at a fashion website; I am Fashion, and I saw this! Pretty pretty halters! :)
Jenssen baby. I want one! :) Get me the pink one. They say; red attracts a boy's attention more. So girls, get more reds! :)
Ah! This is exactly like the one I saw during my shopping trip in Sunway. I wanted to buy this hot dress, but my friend, Cherilynn was running late. She has an appointment with someone. Lols. ;) So yea, I want this dress.
I love the colors black and red. They are sexy. I love this dress from Top Shop. Kate Moss is wearing it. Should I wear this to the prom? Yea, that's why I'm all dressy. I want a dress for prom! My style? Red/black, halter, sexy. Lols. Suggest me. Price between RM200-600. ;)

Enough!

Because of this Lina thing, people are messaging me, emailing me all sorts of things! Some of you show concern for me. Thanks, I appreciate it. :) But....some are like :
"Tania, you should be considerate a little.Lina is just another girl struggling to find out what life is..." Struggling to find out what life is? What are you talking about?

"You are too much. Lina's privacy also you wanna tell out. What kind of bitch are you...."
You didn't read properly. Her email. Bitch. Me?

"Tan, I think Lina is wrong, but you should not do this to her. She has a life babe! Just chill and forget this barbaric nonsense!"
I can't chill. For someone to insult me is really bad. Thanks for the advice though.

Lina called and messaged me non stop today. I was asleep, untill 4 pm, when I woke up I saw 50 misscalls from Lina Yeoh's number. What is it you want? I just ignored her. I saw 34 messages from her too. Lina, I know you are rich. Stop spamming my inbox with messages! Wtf.
One of the messages are like, "Tania, babe, please. You are a good friend of mine, PLEASE delete the posts. Your blog may not be popular, but still there are a number of people reading it." Wtf.
If you hadn't start bitching about me, I wouldn't have started this too!

Lina just called. Few seconds ago. I rejected her call. She called again. I rejected. For ten times she called, I rejected it all. She called my aunt's house phone. Since I'm staying there. I was forced to answer. I told my aunt to ask who that was, but Lina was smart enough to say "Her friend." Next time if any of you call my aunt's house, PLEASE SAY YOUR NAME OR ELSE I'LL THINK YOUR LINA! I answered. She went crying and begging me. She cried. I actually pitied her for the moment. But after that. She start threatening me. Wtf.

UPDATE : Lina, I will not delete your posts. Become more famous is a good thing, no? ;)
And wtf stop judging me.

I Need A Doctor

After all that. Lina bitch. She makes me sick. I need to go see a doctor before my heart bursts. I've never been so hurt before. I am feeling very tired and angry now. I need some rest. Jenssen baby. Call me at 4pm. I love you baby!

Updates : Kay Lin, thanks for your comfort. I don't know what would I do to repay your kindness. :)

Read Part 3

From: Lina Yeoh
To: Tania R
Sent: Saturday, June 6, 2009
Subject: othr

I will throw away de burn book also if u do tht. i wil stop takin 2nd hand cheap boys also if u do tht. i juz wan my private life back. yesterday at damie's gathering, i went n everyone wz lookin at me. tania......dun do tiz to me.....plz...

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Second hand cheap boys. Whoa. You are a third hand cheap prostitute? Old life as a prostitute? Look at you? You must be really happy! Wearing low cut tops to attract penis thinkers or fuckers.

Read Part 2.

From: Lina Yeoh
To: tania.lovesjenssen@yahoo.com
Sent: Saturday, June 6, 2009
Subject: remove de post plzzzzz...

Tania darlin,
I think u should delete that post about me.I juz saw it n I never tought it would come frm u. U r a good friendz. Not a barbarian. I regret saying that. I really hopez u can delete that post. I do club. What u say might b true, but u should not post it in public. Okz I know my ex boyfriend, the one u know I luv still, Terry, he readz ur blog. He dint have sex wif me cuz he wants us to b married then u know.....plz tania. this is my privacyz. I dun want my privacy 2 b gone liddat cuz of what u posted. Nobody is perfect.Good friendz should nt do that.They keep secretz, they trust each otherz.U may use 2 b my good friendz, but after what u did,i dont think so. My burn book is still here.I can post it in de internet anytime. Babe, remember ur OTHER secret? ;) Since u told everyonez my secretz, i shall pay u kindness n tell it back. ;) But if u delete tht post, i would remove u frm my burn book n take u as a best friendz again. plz tania....u duno how bad this is has done 2 my privacy. Nobody could b holy all de time.i know some buddhist which r nt holy 2. I am begging u....plz remove de post. Dana, Damie, Amy call me,askin if itz true.c wht u hav done. :(
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This is the first part. Without any changing, highligting, or anything. It's 100% original, from Lina Yeoh. Yes, Lina Yeoh is original. 2% only. 1% of her originality comes from this email from her. The other one comes from the next email. (READ PART 3. OMG this is so fun I can just do a movie for her! Lina you can be famous now! Don't have to post naked and let all penis thinkers look at you already.Ey it's true!She thinks her body would attract "stupid boys who think with their penis. Hefner is one.) Ok. Back to my business. I called Jenssen and we talked for 45 minutes! Woot! :)
Ok ok I start now.

1.Tania darlin, (She still calls me a darling!) I am soooooooo proud to be a darling to Jenssen!

2.I think u should delete that post about me.I juz saw it n I never tought it would come frm u. U r a good friendz. Not a barbarian. I regret saying that. I really hopez u can delete that post.
(Whoa! I am a good friends. Not a barbarian. You really regret saying it? Or you regret saying it 'cause you regret getting famous in my blog?)

3.I do club. What u say might b true, but u should not post it in public. Okz I know my ex boyfriend, the one u know I luv still, Terry, he readz ur blog. He dint have sex wif me cuz he wants us to b married then u know.....plz tania. this is my privacyz. I dun want my privacy 2 b gone liddat cuz of what u posted.
(You admit. Hah! Oh?Post in public a big problem for you? What about me? You posted in your Friendster blog that I am the worst person you ever met? On June 1st. Remember? "I can't believe a girl like Tania is an uncivilised barbarian. She's my best friendz but I don't like her being very heartless. She's very bitchy. She kisses Jenssen like a prostitute. Jenssen is a good boy. Which I think is weird. She's quite hot but she's very ugly inside. I wonder what would Jenssen's mother think when she sees a fugly bitch like Tania. ;( " You post it as a private post. But oh no. You forgot that I know your Friendster password! That's how I go through this. I kiss Jenssen like a prostitute? At least I didn't have sex like you. Which is better? Or worst? Terry, I didn't know you read my blog! :) Good job boy! Keep reading! :) More details of the one who loves you. Get to know her better.)

4.Nobody is perfect.Good friendz should nt do that.They keep secretz, they trust each otherz.U may use 2 b my good friendz, but after what u did,i dont think so. My burn book is still here.I can post it in de internet anytime. Babe, remember ur OTHER secret? ;) Since u told everyonez my secretz, i shall pay u kindness n tell it back. ;) But if u delete tht post, i would remove u frm my burn book n take u as a best friendz again. plz tania....
(Good friends don't do that. That is true. But you are not my good friend. I am not your good friend too. So? You posted about me in your Friendster blog. You bitched about me in public. You bitched about me to everyone I know. You make everyone hate me. You destroy my life. Just because I am an uncivilised barbarian. Jenssen never thought that way. YOU did. My other secret? Tell the world! Let people hate me more! Pay me kindness? A kind person would not start bitching about you. A kind person would know betray your friendship. A kind person would never judge you. Trust each other? I trusted you. You didn't. You told everyone I had the worst moment in college. You told everyone my deep secret. Can you be trusted after that? Post your burn book in the internet! Go! See how many people believe the lies you wrote about your friends who think nothing but good about you. Nobody is perfect? You told me you are pretty. You have many penis thinkers loving you. You are a kind, loving person. And you said you are perfect. AND you dare say nobody is perfect? I don't want to waste my time being friends with someone who lies, who backstabs, and who makes fun of people who fall.)

5.Nobody could b holy all de time.i know some buddhist which r nt holy 2. I am begging u....plz remove de post. Dana, Damie, Amy call me,askin if itz true.c wht u hav done. :(
(Shows how much you need to go to a psycho doctor. Don't put your religion now. I don't want to know. They are human.)

I'm finished. I need to drink more water and medicine in case my blood pressure increases. Reading this letters has caused me so much hurt and anger, I will stop screaming at people for a week.

Read!

A letter from darling, all the way to my yahoo mail! ;)

From: Lina Yeoh
To: tania.lovesjenssen@yahoo.com
Sent: Saturday, June 6, 2009 12:00:00AM
Subject: remove de post plzzzzz...

Tania darlin,
I think u should delete that post about me.I juz saw it n I never tought it would come frm u. U r a good friendz. Not a barbarian. I regret saying that. I really hopez u can delete that post. I do club. What u say might b true, but u should not post it in public. Okz I know my ex boyfriend, the one u know I luv still, Terry, he readz ur blog. He dint have sex wif me cuz he wants us to b married then u know.....plz tania. this is my privacyz. I dun want my privacy 2 b gone liddat cuz of what u posted. Nobody is perfect.Good friendz should nt do that.They keep secretz, they trust each otherz.U may use 2 b my good friendz, but after what u did,i dont think so. My burn book is still here.I can post it in de internet anytime. Babe, remember ur OTHER secret? ;) Since u told everyonez my secretz, i shall pay u kindness n tell it back. ;) But if u delete tht post, i would remove u frm my burn book n take u as a best friendz again. plz tania....u duno how bad this is has done 2 my privacy. Nobody could b holy all de time.i know some buddhist which r nt holy 2. I am begging u....plz remove de post. Dana, Damie, Amy call me,askin if itz true.c wht u hav done. :(

I woke up and read my emails. Lina sent me two. That wonderful biatch. That's why I love her SO MUCH! :)

Mail no 2. I didn't have time to highlight this one.
From: Lina Yeoh
To: Tania R
Sent: Saturday, June 6, 2009 12:12:13AM
Subject: othr

I will throw away de burn book also if u do tht. i wil stop takin 2nd hand cheap boys also if u do tht. i juz wan my private life back. yesterday at damie's gathering, i went n everyone wz lookin at me. tania......dun do tiz to me.....plz...

2nd hand cheap boys. Hah! Pretty wonderful ey? Second hand cheap boys. Then you are a.......third hand cheap woman. A prost. No? :)

I will go through the emails soon and post them again. Going to call my baby to tell him I'm awake first. Then I will be back to reading these. ;)
Kay Lin, check your handphone! I have important news to you! (It's about the prom! ;) )

The Naked Truth

I will be nice to you if you are nice, to me.
I will be a bitch to you if you are too, a bitch to me.
I will be a great friend and true to you if you are, true to me.
also, I will be very mean to you if you are, mean to me. :)

Note :Pass this if you hate bitchy posts.

I hate bitchy posts. But since someone said I am bitchy, mean, untrue, fake, (baby, SEE THIS) A CHEATER, spoiled, rich with no brains (I got straight As so far, so that makes me more stupid), and a (READ THIS) uncivilised barbarian, let me introduce you the best girl ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .......OR the worst. ;)
Having known her for a year, I am so happy to have met such a wonderful friend like Lina Yeoh. ;) She has such a pretty name, right?Oh I am so right!:)
Lina, like any other girl, is a very religious yet pretty girl. (Boys interested, she only dates boys her own religion! Read my previous posts)Ok, put the religion aside, but that's a true statement. That's what she write often, in her biodata too! Oh, she's single by the way. Pretty too. ;) She's 20 this year, so all you single 20 year old men! Lina Yeoh is available!!!! Omg I'm so proud already I have to continue going....
Lina, is a very nice and a very honest person. Except that when you are someone she does not like, she will not bitch about you to you, she will bitch about you BEHIND YOU. Now that's nice. What a nice girl is she. So understanding.....
I don't want to talk about her personal, love, sex matters, because it's going to be really juicy if I start and I won't stop! :)
She would go clubbing with me and yes, leave the club with a boy!!!!!(Ooooooohhs! I will end that now!)Oh did I tell you she almost got pregnant?They forgot that....Ok I should stop!!!!! Tania is NICE!!!Of course she will stop!!!!!!!
Ok,I will stop after this nice one : She loves to borrow other boys. Those playboys! She says she don't bother unless they are really commited and they are playboys; "its already a reputation!"....SAD, but true.
When we go shopping, she would comment on your dress, saying it's nice, pretty, suits your sexy body. But behind you, she has this book called "Burn Book" (Mean Girls, remember Regina George?) and she will write all about how ugly your dress is in her book; and how bad your taste is. Whoa, Lina, how kind of you. Now we're all written in a BOOK! Our names in a BOOK! We could be famous! Try the TV. :)
She may be your best friend, but behind you, she will write all about you in this Burn Book. She showed me once, and now, oh Lina, I know my name's there! Keep on writing! ;) I love having my name there! The more the better! ;)
I know what are you all curious about in her Burn Book. Here's some :
"She's such a bitchy, f*cking cheap slut. Pretty, but I can't believe she is still loved by Peter."
-Dana; a good friend of mine and also, Peter's loving lady, and no don't worry Dana, I still love you and I won't write bitches about you in some pretty black book!
"Amy's someone I really admire. Pity though, she does not have a boyfriend. Desperate for Harry. Stop her. It's not like he will, like her."
-Amy Neo, is that true? Desperation? I don't think so.
"I have met a few wonderful people in college and Damie Tan is one. Too bad, she isn't pretty. She has a bad voice too. Sounded like chickens. I really wish I could help her get prettier. I know how."
-Damie, she says she knows how to get pretty. Get tips from her then dear. But Tania thinks, you are already pretty. Don't change.
"I really liked her boyfriend. But not her. What a fucked up couple; too bad it's her. Ew!"
-Sonia. I like you, but not your boyfriend. :)
"I love her. She's a best friend of mine. Too bad I have to write about her in my burn book. I can't believe she's so stupid. She does not use her brains at times. I pity her o."
-Jeanette. You are not stupid. Honest.

Ok I don't think I should continue. You should just ask her for the burn book. I swear she will give you. Cherilynn, ask her! Wu Vynn, ask her too! Your names aren't written inside; as far as I remember.....
Lina, posting as different types of people is not the way to make me worse. You think people who hate me only read this blog, but no. Kay Lin is my best friend and she is TRUE. I may vomit at her, shit on her lap or hit her hard, but she still stands by me. You did not. You pretended to be nice to me. Pretended to be my friend. But you bitched much about me. Calling me an uncivilised barbarian. I've checked my IP address ; thanks AngelKein for telling me. I am so clueless! Most of the IP addresses are the same. And you know what Lina? Before we become "better friends" like what we are now, the IP address is the same as those of yours! Comments though, I can't check. But I know they come from you! Come on Lina. I said NO COMMENTS ON THAT POST. WHO ELSE WOULD BEG ME TO DELETE THAT POST IF IT'S NOT ABOUT THEM?!
I shall not give away more. I am finished. Thank you, Lina Yeoh, for being a friend. A friend I thought I could trust. A friend who hates copycats but copies me as well. A friend who thinks she has a great taste in fashion but all the clothes she's wearing now is; so NOT in trend? If you want to be in trend, follow! Don't say empty things! Halters are the trend, follow!>...Oh you are following already! I forgot you copied. :)
I know after this post is posted and read by people, our friendship is going to end. But this is the truth, you love truthful, good, not horny people. You are a GREAT example anyway. I know you said, my deepest darkest secret will be told. Honest, I spent a week not sleeping and just thinking about it. I told Jenssen already. So tell all you want. Jenssen still loves me. Don't add fake stories. I am loyal to Jenssen and that's the truth.
Now my job's done. I can sleep well in peace now.

Lindsay Lohan IS PREGNANT!

Omg I can't believe it. I'm going to see another Lohan soon! ;( THIS IS BAD.
Anyway, had a 2 HOUR PHONECALL WITH MY BABY JUST NOW! Woot! Who wants to break the record with me? Who has 3 or 4 hours phonecalls (NO HANGING UPS; JUST TALK TALK FOR TWO F**KING HOURS! WHO HAS WHO HAS?????? COMMENT! I WILL SOLUTE YOU IN MY NEXT POST!)
Jenssen banned me from saying the word fuck. Oh I just said it. Ok I won't say it already. Sorry Jenssen baby. :(
Cherilynn you still owe me 50! 50 babe 50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to attend a party this Sunday. Any ideas on what to wear? The theme is "Bombastic Fantastic". I don't know what it means, exactly...

I Anger

Lindsay Lohan is pregnant! According to a magazine I read, the actress is pregnant with no idea on who the father of her baby is! Omg! Lindsay how could you!?
There are many reasons a person can get angry. I don't care if this issue is controversial, I have to blog about it now. A friend of mine, who is holy and good. Holy and good is a good thing; but is criticizing other religions; THEN trying to convert you into her religion, good? You tell me. I am sick of you criticizing other religions like Islam, Hinduism, Christianity, and Taoism. Best part is, after criticizing all this religions, you're telling me what good has the Buddha taught you. Isn't that the same? You are telling me people of other religions are 'fanatics'. What about you? You are trying to convert me. Isn't it the same. my dear? And what the fuck are you calling free-thinkers; uncivilised barbarians?! I may be one, but you don't have the rights to call me an 'uncivilised barbarian'. To me, the religion is not the problem, it is the person holding the religion which has the problem. You should not hate a religion because someone of that religion has done something wrong to you. They have reasons why they want to tell you about their God; you can't blame them. But you, you are telling me that and you are also doing the same. What difference does it make? What the feck do you want anyway? To tell me the bad things other people of other religions do and then, teaching me about buddhism? I don't care what you people think. I think, it's the person carrying the religion that should hold the blame if he or her sin. Though I am a free-thinker,I have yet to find God. I know there's something, somewhere out there who created us. And I don't fucking care if you insult other religions then try to tell me the good things about YOUR religion. Tell me, Lina. Is this what the Buddha has taught you? If that's the case, I am not interested. Call me uncivilised barbarian. I don't care. If you're trying to convert people, it's fine with me. But insulting other religions FIRST then trying to get me into your's is just not what I need to hear about. End of case. Comments will be deleted about this. It's something I couldn't stand about so I have to blog about it.
I am not insulting any religions, but I hate it when some people do not use their fucking brains properly before saying things; especially controversial and sensitive things.
-Uncivilised barbarian. by Lina.