Beware..

..Of whoever is near you now.
Because today's April Fools Day!
Thanks brother, for being the first to trick me. Oh I'm so proud. Stella and I are the first people on Earth to be tricked by our older brother, Bryan. I'm so proud, Bry, that you came back from Singapore just to trick us! :)
Everyone has an April Fools story. I have a lot of them. One worst April Fools joke was from my ex. He called 12AM in the morning to tell me, "Baby, we're breaking up."
I cried my eyes out ; didn't eat the whole day. He never told me why we broke up. The next day, I recieve another call from him. "Hi baby. How's your day?" I was shocked. Didn't we broke up?
"Owh, yes baby. Yesterday was April Fools Day!" Omg! I wanna kill the hell outta ya! This is the worst. Joke. Ever. He caused me not to eat or sleep properly the whole day.
Jenssen baby, you better not do this! I have other naughty plans tonight! :)

Happy Family

Jenssen and Tania are boring people.
When they are alone at home, they play their favorite games. Happy Family's one of them.
Unlike the real "Happy Family", Jenssen and me played with dolls. Yes, dolls. Perfectly still dolls.
As I was playing with my baby boy, my phone rang. Kay Lin. She needs to talk. Over someone. Someone we might and might not like. A wonnabe. :)
So we were talking. When Jenssen choked our baby with too much milk. Don't worry. Fake baby. Too much milk. Wonder what kind of doll takes in too much milk? This one. My little sister got it from America. Oh she's so fuggin kill me!
Ok, back to wonnabe. It seem she's so desperate she's trying out fag. Here's something wonnabes would do :
- Sex (X)
- Fags (X)
- Drugs (X)
- Little clothes (They shop in baby shops) (X)
- Too much make up (X)
-Follows their friends (X)
How original.
"Men are desperate for sex. Women would give sex because they are desperate for love, thinking sex is the only way to get a man's love." -Kimberly.
Yes, babes. So get a man who loves you for who you are. Not for sex.
Thanks Kay Lin for the advice.

Edison What?

Warning to all Edison Chen fans :

He Fucks!

He fucked so many women.
Gillian, Bobo,...wtf?!
Jamie just forwarded the news to me. I have read in newspapers before. My friend from Canada told me about it too.
Dare you like him still, Tina?!
It's fucking sick you Edison for taking pictures with women or videos when having sex with them.
On another note, people think American Malaysians like me don't mind having sex with many people before marriage. What are you Asians thinking?! Of course we mind!
It's fucking fun when you talk about it, but it's fucking painful when you actually do it.
Anyway, fuck Edison!

Fan Taz Sii

I can't think of a title. Lols.
Just realised my friends were sharing a blogger profile. Great idea, babes!
Saw Tina's new hair cut. Short hair (bob) especially is IN! They just make any girl look young ;)
I think I should get one too! ;)
Dad's thinking of registering me for some program in USA. Should I?

Not Yours

Had a wonderful time in Singapore, I know.
Jenssen and I bought little sweets for our friends and loved ones. ;) It's great going to a holiday with him. We had our little fights; but everything's alright.
Before I continue irritating you readers with my rubbish,
Earth Hour is next week!;)
Kay Lin and I are going to have our first Earth Hour! Wootiess! Join us, babes? ;)
Dudes you can too. :)
I can't believe I am doing this. It's the Earth, but a person like me, someone who hates the environment so much, she uses air-cond and water everyday like it's free, is doing something to save the earth. Not bad. Jenssen, baby be proud! ;)

Sex Objects
I would not want a boy who's dirty and excited all the time. Girls should know what I mean. Boys who think of girls as sex objects. Here's the story ;
My friend Cheng Mei* (names changed for privacy) has a boyfriend who's name is Kelvenn (REAL name; I hate you bastard). Cheng Mei has been loyal to Kelvenn all her life.
One day, Kelvenn asked Cheng Mei to have sex with him; something she does not like. That bastard went ,"If you love me, you will do it with me." So, Cheng Mei agreed. Poor girl. She was so scared she might just lose him she did it with him.
They may be like any couple who has done sex before, but Kelvenn's wanting for sex grew more each day. He started abusing Cheng Mei, asking her to do it with him everyday. Hey. Friggin bastard! Who the heck do you think you are doing this to Cheng Mei?!!!!!
Cheng Mei, knowing how painful it is giving off her virginity to the one she hopes she will marry some day; disagrees. Sex may seem fun and harmless when you're a virgin, but after having it, it's rather different. You will feel insecure. You will be scared every day; hoping he will love you more. Or she.
Here's what the friggin bastard did; he asked Cheng Mei's best friend to have sex with him. Like, wtf? Cheating on your girlfriend now?! I will cut your penis if I have a knife now! It was lucky Cheng Mei's best friend disagreed and told Cheng Mei about it. Cheng Mei was mad, of course, but she did not have the heart to do anything. She told me the story and I could not shut up any further. This is what I did; call Kelvenn.

Our conversation :
Kelvenn : Hello?
Tania : Hi, Kelvenn! Or can I say, sex desperado?
Kelvenn : Who are you?
Tania : Just a prostitute looking for love.
Kelvenn : Oh. How did you get my number?
Tania : I was desperate for boys. But I decided to marry the one I'm going to have sex with. Can you be the one?
Kelvenn : I...I..You..I'm sorry. I can't. I want sex though.
Tania : Oh too bad. Did I tell you I saw you naked too one day?
Kelvenn : Wtf? Where?
Tania : In your bathroom? I spied. You have an ugly butt.
Kelvenn : F.. you!
Tania : I saw your penis. It's going to die soon, I see.
Kelvenn : Die soon?
Tania : Yeah? I observe boys. I can tell.
Kelvenn : Why? No sex?
Tania : No, this kind of penis is normal if you have sex with many girls at once. Your penis is going to die once you cheat on your girlfriend. It does happen to many boys. Do you have a girlfriend?
Kelvenn : I...I....I do. How you know this?
Tania : I am a prostitute; how do I not know? Many boys are stupid. They come just to have fun. But they never realise how ugly their penises would be when they cheat. Or, say, have sex with more than 5 girls? Your organs have feelings too.
Kelvenn : Shuts the phone.
Hahas! Best ever! Your penis is going to die once you cheat on your girlfriend. :)

If you boys wonder if this is true or not, I don't really know. But I have heard of this before. No not grandma's story. Girls, and boys, if you want to help spread the message about staying loyal to one partner and IF you have experienced this before, (even if you have not, you can still help :) ) please post part of this post in your blog. Or message. Spread the message. Women are not sex toys.

Women have their rights too, so be a gentleman and do the right thing.

If you are wondering what happen to Cheng Mei and Kelvenn, they are still together; because she has given her virginity to him. Kelvenn still does not know who the "pros" was. Lols. I hope Kelvenn has learnt a good lesson in this. If not, I hope your penis dies.
Attn : Cheng Mei is not the real name of the person. I do not like it if you ask me who she is. Thank you.
Boys, respect and love your girlfriends. Love them forever. ;)
Girls, you too!
I know lah International Women's Day is over. But this does not mean you must stop protecting Women's RIGHTS. :)

Happy Birthday, Polyn!
You're 20 now!
Sorry for the messy cake face you got last year. I'll promise you make you look prettier with cake this time. :)
Oh. Kang Jun Likes You!
It's funny. But this is what you read this blog for. Not the sex story. But the Kang Jun story. He likes you, babe. You should go for it. ;)
This crazy lame proposal is made for Kang Jun for Polyn Teo. Say Yesss! You want to. ;P
Isn't this romantic? :)
" Polyn is pretty, crazy, nice, smart, and the kindest girl I know. She can be crazy but she makes you respect her as well. I'll do anything if I were her boyfriend. I love you, Lyn. You may say you are ugly to me all the time, but I don't care. Because to me, the people who call you ugly are blind and you are forever pretty to me. "
This is what a boy should do. ;)
Say yessss Polyn! I am waiting for your call.... :)

Ah. Stops here. Me issss waiting for good newss! Shit. I should stop mixing with Bernice if I don't want to go,
"Me misssss me baby. I is happy. "
Ya. I is going to stop now. Thanks, Ber.

The Best Thing In The World Is..

Pregnancy Protections! You know ; birth preventions! :)
No I'm crazy it's not. The best thing in the world at the moment now is ME! Yes, Tania! :)
No no it's something else! Look at the picture!Thank you internet! :)
No not the best thing yet. ;)
I'm going to get an LV bag! Something like the one in the picture! Baby promised to get it for me for being a good girl; not cursing and swearing anymore. :)
I hate big bags, I think they are horrible. Hard to carry. Hurts your shoulders in fact. I like classy small bags, but who cares this time because baby is going to get this bag for me! I don't have to pay at all! Love you baby! ;)
Save me thousands to get one! I love you baby! I love you I love you!
Omg I am so crazy I am screaming like an irritating kid now! I hate kids, but who cares? I will hug one when I get this bag! This is how happy I am now! Happy me!
Even if a kid screams and laughs at me now I will kiss that kid!
I love you Jenssen baby! Baby I love you!
Muacks muacks!
Ooooooh can't wait for next week! I'm going to get my bag! Jenssen's sister bought it for him for me from Hong Kong! 'Cause I couldn't find it here. :( Jenssen baby got it for me! I love you!

Don't Try

Eat me and I will eat you back.
Don't insult me and then follow me bitch. Because people will know I am the one making the real deal. :)
Some "smart ass", Han June* just insulted me. My hair, clothes, everything. Said I'm a show off. So what? Then she starts dressing like me. She listens to her boyfriend like a servant. She follows all her friends. Dare she insult me? You may be from SSJ5 but I don't care. How great can you be Han June? Tell me. I know you're one of the makers of that website "Deep Dark Lies".
Thank you for that post about me : link : which was deleted because people love me. Not you. :)
I don't understand you Gossip Girls fans! What's so nice about that show? Since that show was on air, every girl I know wants to be a GGD (Gossip Girls Desperate). I've watched the show and what's so interesting?
I gossip a lot; but I hate Gossip Girls.
If you are a GGD, stop using XOXO to me! It's f-king irritating! :(
(I've cut down swearing because Jenssen does not want me to. Thank you baby) :)

Back From SG!

I'm back! From Mreeeowww-Pore! :)
It's been a crazy trip. Got my sexy shoes. From Chloe. They are so pretty!
Will update with more crazy news on my trip soon! :)

Simply Love;

Jenssen is back from Singapore; and going back to Singapore with me again. :)
I'm going to bring as much money as could to buy what I want :
A Kipling bag for college.
Something LV; I love LV!
Have been busy in days so will update with more soon.
Leaving to Singapore tomorrow! :)

I Would Love To!

Dad is the best! He gives me what I want;
If you have read my post yesterday, you should know how happy I was. No, I'm not pregnant.
Dad bought me tickets (Waves at Kay Lin the tickets); TWO tickets; one for me, one for Jenssen. Yesss, baby and I are going shopping in Singapore! For how many days? You'll know soon. ;)
I'm leaving this Saturday. Packing the stuff now. Jenssen is excited as well. He just came back from Singapore; and he's going back again! :)
This time it's with me. We'll have fun together! ;)
Ok I gotta go pack some more now. Need to buy stuff for the trip. Wait for souvenirs soon!

Hot And Leaving

Who? Where? Dad finally bought me tickets to Singapore. Yes, Singapore! He gave Jenssen a ticket too; to accompany me on my shopping! ;)
I love you, Dadddd! :)
Finally bored-out Tania is off to somewhere again!