I hate you, people who hate halters. You make them (halters) sad.
Here's a convo between my first cute pretty purple halter and the black gorg sexy halter :
Cute Purple Halter (CPH) : Omg, them f**kers don't like me. (cries)
Black Gorg Sexy Halter (BGSH) : I know! Let's show them what we got.
CPH : Let's created a "Love Me Halter" club.
BGSH : ...and Not invite them haters!
CPH and BGSH then planned their halter club; it is a success. :)
Lame story I know. Any better ones? :)