Thursday, December 11, 2008

The B*atch Post

Late updates. Many things to do. Many meeting up-bitching about to do. :)
It's been a while. Felt so tired over many things.
Was with Jenssen the whole day today. My baby and me. ;D
Jenssen had to fetch me to KLCC. Oww..sweet boy o' mine. My poor baby had to wait for me; as I try on many clothes; and shop about. He even let me try on clothes on him. :) :)
We took photos. Will be posted in my Friendster soon.
Sorry KayLin about Facebook. I just am not interested in Facebook at the moment. It's just..the internet has too many profiles and I find it sickening as I already have a boyfriend and friends in real life. I don't need internet friends. ;)
Met up with Sammie and her boyfriend Liowe. She looked so hot today! Woots Sammie!
Liowe, if you see this, don't be mad; be proud. Stand up tall; wear a shirt that says

Ooh, Jenssen, wear one too! ;)
I'm hot too, can? Stop staring at me and complaining. I know I'm hot. :)

Saw her again in KLCC. She's such a wannabe. Dressed so short; so sexily. With a so-called hot boyfriend in her arms, she has nothing to lose. With tubes and mini mini skirts, it's just disgusting; because your dressing tells who you are. Bitching about people you pretend to be close to behind their backs are also another thing. If you continue staying so fake; trying to blend in the crowd when you're so fake, just don't. For nobody will gain your trust one day. I shall be proudly spreading it all. Don't forget I'm here. :)

Thursday, December 4, 2008

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Tania here. Years ago, I was THE perfect girl in school. Everything was perfect. Everybody love me. (Yes, they still do!;) ) (HAHAHA I know I'm too much) I was really in good condition (I'm like a luxury) until this biatch came and ruined my life. She ruined my life! Thankfully Jenssen's all mine! Anyway back to the scene. Tania was perfect until *N came to her life. N was pretty; but Tania was prettier! (HA HA but I'm serious) N started mixing with Tania. Tania trusted N all her life; til she found out what N did...

N betrayed her. I expect symphaty from people here! Come' on, tissues please?!

N got interested in some boy, who was interested in Tania. Because of this, that's when betrayal start.

N took some of Tania's friends away, except some really loving and loyal ones, and made Tania an embarrassment in public. How mean is that?! I know..I know..mean can? That's what she did to me!
She tried flirting with Jenssen to hurt Tania but Jenssen was a darling and he didn't bother her. (Ha!Got you woman!)
Tania is seeking help. To destroy that insect!:)
Call Tania through her chatbox available. She would be so grateful for your kind and caring service.

Why I Am The Worst Girl Now

Another emo post; so don't expect much from pretty Tania ladies. :(
She's being so so emo now. She can't speak.
But she can type, blog about her daily effin' life here. Yeah, speaking about effin', people from ma' school, notice that person who came and hugged someone today. Such a happy person.
People; or more of friends, were asking. Is Tania pregnant? Let me tell you my happy and good answer : YES, I AM! And I'm giving birth to twins soon! And they will be called Twiddle-Dee and Twiddle-Dum AND AND if I am lucky enough to have a third son; he will be called Twiddle-Dumber AND AND AND if I am lucky lucky oh she's so lucky, I will have a fourth son, and he will be called Twiddle-Dumberer!
I know you idiots are staring at the screen, mouth open wide, thinking "Of all names, why is bloody Tania choosing such horrible ones?"
You really wanna know the answer?
Because I'm NOT pregnant you idiots!
Who the heck started that rumor, tell me?!
Oh, I forgot. I'm in college now. College people are supposed to be very open right? And since I'm half Eurasian or what you say amo kao or whatever it is spelled, THANK YOU for judging the Westerners.
I'm half East, half West. So I'm the best of both worlds. Jealous, no?
F! Such a post. Wonderful post. Full of bloody bloody words.
If you want to know the real reason why I'm being all so moody and emo, call me.
I need Befrienders now. Give me the hotline.

And to my darling Jenssen, don't worry, I'm fine. I appreciate you calling and comforting me; but this, I have to talk to someone personal. Doesn't mean I don't trust you or anything; but I need Befrienders. :(
I love you as always, Jen.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Missing Little Things

Sorry dudes and babes, for the late blogging. Life is filled with many busy moments; some remembered dearly, some totally forgotten.
Things always change. Time always flies. AND Tania is getting a little bit emo. :(
Looking at my childhood pictures, I wasn't always a bitch. Had the good times. Had good friends. Til I lost trust in some of them because they did something; betrayal.
That left a hole in my heart. Since then, I was always bitchy and heartless; not bothered about other's and I love being sarcastic. What I missed was the times when I did have true friends, who stood by me at all times, I've never come to really appreciate them. I was always in hurt; being so selfish I am. Jenssen was always there but I tend to make him angry. I tend to throw my anger at him. When he wasn't at fault. At all.
I feel like a loser. Want to cry so much; I can't help it.
Yeah, the girl who was always happy to see me sad; congrats. You won the game today.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Tania Is Show Sad

Sigh. Tania is so sad. :(

Tania Hates Copy Cats!:(

Bad you!:(
The thought of you copying my every move and dressing makes me oh-so-sick.
Can you stop being such a bitch?

Ok, here's the story. The other day, Kay Lin and I were doing our regular we-can't-live-without thing; going to the gym. As we reached Celebrity Fitness, this ugly betty came and, to my and Kay Kay's horror, she took a gym bag similar to our's and registered in CF as well!>:(
I know I sounded so like a bitch, but I can't help it. That girl has been following our every move, since we're 15. I know you are jealous, but is it a must to follow us? We are not that pretty actually. :(
It's actually ok to follow us, but I don't like it if you bitch behind our backs, pretend to be so nice to us, and then, worship us like we are queens of the earth!:(
Jac told me you bitched about me a lot; telling her how horrible I look, like a call girl when I dress and how annoying I am when I'm with Jenssen. So what bitch? A problem with that?
If you want to be real nice, just be it. Don't be so fake. That's ugly.
And oh, I love to look like a call girl. Mind you. :)

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Oh so GREEN eyes..

I love looking at myself so much, I'm starting to love my green sexy eyes.. so pretty. Ok, if you hate seeing me vaining so much for myself, then please do two things; choose one :
- get out of this blog. Don't know how? Click X.
- deal with it and start to love me! :)
Omg I sounded so naughty. But really, I like my green eyes. Thank you for making my eyes green! Jealous?
So really, you might be thinking, "Tania, you're a mixed. Half Chinese, half Eurasian. I thought usually mixed bloods have brown/blue eyes?" Hmm.
Let me tell you how I got my green eyes. I was born with it. Getting more and more jealous now? Good.
Because I was born with brown eyes you idiot! Brown brown! Oh that's green.. BROWN!
So thanks to the invention of colored contacts, I have pretty pretty brown eyes.. :)
I know, it's unfair can? I have tanned skin (Ok, not natural tan. I suntan/ fake tan them. Thanks to my Aunty Ames, who's from America. She buys this wonderful Fake Bake thing every year she comes back and gives like two to me per year! I love you A.A!:) )
Right back to my vaining eyes. So pretty can? I have to thank Freshkon for making them! Loving their colored contacts now! Thanks to Kays too. Without you babe, I can't get prettier! Oh well, pretty or not now, Jenssen's still mine!;)
If you wanna quit thinking, "Why is Tania so so so so so so hot and pretty?" Let me give you a solution. Go get colored contacts yourself! Then try to make me jealous right? But then as always, I STILL WIN YOU!:)
So quickly go to your nearest optics and get it! But do kiss the floor and thank Tania many many many times.
Because without my good good advice, you won't feel/look as pretty. ;)

Monday, November 17, 2008

Kiss Kiss

Look at me, admire me, love me.
Tania and Olli Olli the American/Malaysian.

Love you Jenssen!
Love you, biatches!
Everyone I love you!
Except for you, bitch.
Get a room, ugly face.
Admire me enough? Be jealous. You won't look as pretty as me.
Kiss Kiss.-

Why Am I So Pretty?

I love myself so much, I think you'll hate me for it! :)
Even so, my Jenssen does get sick of it at times. Smart Tania just studied for her Law paper tomorrow. She's gonna do well in it!
Yes I know Jenssen, you don't believe your Tania could do well, no?
Well, believe her now!
To someone who purposely tripped me during the day of the exam, thank you so much for it! Good luck for more! I'll be glad to trip more cause of you, darling!

Love it or hate it, girl, you cannot run away from reality. Once you know it, I'm still still prettier than you!;)

Oh, I'm sorry? I didn't hear you say? What is that again? You're sorry and you love me as a friend? That you're so so so so so so lucky to have me as your friend? Well, thank you lady. I like you too, but thank you so much for what you did in the past that I can still clearly remember and I can still clearly know how true and fake you were. Thank you so much for pretending. I saw your true colors.

I tried photo editing with Olli Olli's computer. Olli lives nearby, so I can just drop by to try. Thanks darling!

Here's naughty me with my Jack Daniel's bottle. (Actually, it's Jenssen's. I stole it from him to show-off how naughty a bitch I can be. And Jenssen darling, it's for ad purposes! Your girlfriend could possibly be the next top model! AND AND, Mr. Jack Daniels can just pay me so much money for being hot, we can just take a ride somewhere for our honey moon, with our two cats..and..Oh, Tania! Stop dreaming!)

Jenssen, see how pretty your Tania is!;)

See? I'm so hot, even the billboards want me!:)

I look so smokin' hot in black and white, no? ;)

I love myself so much! You can't blame me for being too pretty!

For ad purposes only. Jack Daniels, you'd better love me!:) Don't care what Jenssen thinks. You must hire me. Cause my darlin says your so so so so rich, you'd hire a hot chick to just advertise for you.

To think about it properly now, is Mr. Jack alive?

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Omg finals!

To all Tania fans,
You know you love her well. But she is gonna have her finals soon, as in SOON! So pray for the hot babe you love okkayy?
Tania will be staying at the exam hall with her textbooks for two weeks, so she will not blog often. Worry not though, the hot babe will be back!
Thanks to all! Tania loves you!
Jenssen cannot be jealous eh?
Just remember to wish Tania and give her loving and tender support because she needs it like her TEDDY BEAR!:)
Once again boys and girls, miss Tania as much as you can!;)

Saturday, November 15, 2008


Yes, I am happy. Happily-worried.
I have finals next week and all I can think about is, "What if I do badly?"
The thought of finals is like, "You gotta score big; if not you die."
Oh my my.. what if I did badly? :(
Ok, happy news now. Camille is in a relationship! WOOHOO!!
Finally moving on from that indescent jerk, my good friend Camille has someone else already! And yes, he's handsome too! (Sorry Jenssen, have to admit.);)
Good luck Camille, on your new relationship!
Kay Lin and I were too busy shopping the other day at 1 Utama (we realise we should travel more to Cheras and other's fun since we have a car!:) ) , we forgot to buy a lovely dress we saw in Topshop! Dang!:((
And WE as in Kay Lin's planning to get the black one and I am planning to get the hot red one. Jenssen told me I look hot in red!:)
Oh well, here's the stop. Bye happy people!

Friday, November 14, 2008

Tania Loves Jenssen

She; a bitch. He; a hottie.
And they live together happily hotter after.
Tania Yvonne Ch'ng and Jenssen Yeoh.
Love you darl!;)

And Tania Loves To Shop!:)

"Tania Tania Tania..," those are Ong Kay Lin's famous words.
Had been a long time since I hung out with my favorite sista! Oh, two weird people came too.
So it's four girls and many shopping bags. In Suria KLCC and then to One Utama. (Thanks to you people, I had to drive! It was worth it. )
Tania, Kay Lin, Patricia and Janelle (Jha-nelle) .
Pictures later. Took very few pictures 'cause camera wasn't on full effect mode today. :(
Went to Guess, bought nothing. :(
MELL's clothing's wonderful! Love them!
We had lunch at McDonald's. What-A-Place for today. 'Cause one of our little darlings didn't want to spend her monayy on clothes.
"Money should be spent on clothes. Food isn't as important as clothes in our lives." -SMART Patricia says. Yeah, clever Pat!
We so love MAC's Cherry collection! The lipstick especially. Admit it. Tania has grown out of lipgloss loves to lipstick loves. 'Cause lipsticks are sexy.
We were walking around KLCC when pretty Janelle suggested one of us to dance while walking. How much attention do you want, babe?;p
So, with (out) thinking, crazy Kay Lin danced while walking! Omg!Crazy lady of mine! She actually did it in front of people WTF-ing away..
Damn it Kay, if you do that again with me alone I am so gonna kill you!>:(
It was funny though, and people actually clapped hands. Kay Lin's pretty and funny. Had been friends since junior school, in SKL.
It was fun today. Love you grrls!:P

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Quit Being A Bitch!

Staring at me with those eyes. You think you're THAT pretty anyway? So what if I have pretty looks? Are you jealous ? Stop looking at me and whispering like who cares anyway.
I hate it when you pretend to be nice then you go bitchy. Stop being a dumb bitch!
Every word said about me is going to go back to you.
I'll be smiling when I see you that way.

Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For You

It's been 3 years, darling. :)

Loving me, loving you.

Happy anniversary.

Tania loves Jenssen.

Jenssen loves Tania.

i love you forever and always. stay strong boy. :)

Stop That!

I hate girls who pretend to like you, then bitch about you at the back. I don't like it if you come to me and make friends with me for the sake of getting famous. KL's a big place. You can go to Cheras, or Subang. And I don't even care. I'm happy with Jenssen and that's what I know. I like it if you're really nice. And true. I don't want you to pretend to just like being friends with me. Cause what you did was really hurtful. I lost trust in you. Thinking that I'm the rich girl with money and love, you come into my life, pretending to be a good friend you are, and bitched about me behind my back later on. How wonderful it is to have known you then!
Yenn, Jerry, Katie and Pat have told me about your intentions but I've never realised that. I thought you were someone I could trust. But I was wrong. Even Jenssen thought you were a nice girl. But you dissapointed us. You dissapointed Jenssen and I and many of us.
Get away you!
I don't need you anymore. Friends like you, I don't want anymore.
You may think this is your idea of getting away; but you can't.
Whatever. Good luck for that. :)

Hot Like Me

I'm Tania. I'm a 29 year old woman who looked none her age; married with a very rich and handsome husband, and have 4 kids; which names starts with the letters T and B. Oh, and I'm also a former beauty queen, pretty AND hot; and always made her husband jealous cause I'm the centre of attention in men's eyes. ;)
HAHAHA Kidding!:D
My name IS Tania. I am a 19 year old lady. AND I'm not married. I don't have kids; but I have a chihuahua; Baby. I'm a girl who's like anybody else. Loves food and I don't give a damn caring about what others say about me.
I don't need to describe if I'm hot or not; but I'll let you read my blog to know about it. ;)

And Tania will stop here and remain silent.