Some Crazy Woman

Cherilynn Nga, a friend of mine. (Yeah, if you think Nga is a weird surname, think again. I thought the same way and got shot. In the head.)
She is currently residing in Shanghai, googling Chinamen and going about cursing in Chinese.
Sorry Derrek, I'm just kidding on the Chinamen thing. No I'm not. You ARE a Chinaman. Har Har. Kidding.
Well, IF you think I'm boring, you should have met this guy called "Jenssen Yeoh". He has no life and complains like a woman when you ask him to create a Facebook account. Apparently, he got blocked from Facebook. -.-
Ok, back to my title. (shines above)
(uses gay slang)
D-R-A-M-A!
Few weeks ago, someone I know called Lina, called and asked me to attend her party. Since I am not seeing her (or fighting with her, as usual), I agreed. :)
So, on the day of the party, I attended. Lina, her usual fucking ugly self, came to greet me.
I was about to say hi when I noticed...

We were wearing the same DRESS!

Wtf. How could a RM460 dress be worn by two different ladies on the same night! Nevermind the color. She was wearing red and me, black, of coz.
No wonder her friends Katie and Dina laughed when they saw me. Wtf.
Drama.
Lina saw me wearing the same dress as me and go, "Love your dress." Duh! Aren't you wearing the same one as well?

LATER :
Lina went to a friend, Simone and told her this
"Fuck that Tania. She copied me. Now we are in the same dress lor"
-.-
Since when was I planning to copy you!
Luckily, Simone does not like you and told me.
Omg do you know....half of the people in your party hates you!
Sad sad crazy woman are not you!;)

In Case You Don't Know

I'm on Facebook! Well, I was on Facebook since 2009, but some fucker hacked my FB account and now its a porno thing. Thankfully I deleted the account and with some encouragement of friends, I finally re-created a new Facebook account! :)
So add me! My Facebook email is : tania.yeoh1490@yahoo.com!
Yeaaa! :)
I'll approve ANYONE as long as you don't send me porn. Its sick you know!
Even my baby Jenssen thinks so. ;)
Don't forget to add me!
Don't add Jenssen though. He's MINE! (: ALL MINE!

Pre-Giveaway by Shop Like A Celebrity!

So I may have said I do not believe in online shopping, but since this does not involve me buying anything, I mind as well join!
Although I dislike the idea of online shopping (I have friends and a stupid sister who got cheated by blogshops once, or twice, or more!), I will be honest with you that I do read online shopping review blogs.
Why?
Because I am bored.
That's when I came across this blogpost by the people of Shop Like A Celebrity!
Shop Like A Celebrity! is a review blog which reviews clothes by online blogshops by taking inspirations from the styles of celebrities.
Its one of my favorite blogs as I like celebrities.
They are currently hosting a giveaway (now you see what I mean by not involving me buying?) contest, and a pre-giveaway one. This is my entry for the pre-giveaway one (I am so greedy!) :

Shop Like A Celebrity is formed on August 4, 2008.
They review items from local (Malaysian) blogshops by taking inspirations from the styles of celebrities.
Recently, on the July 19, I went into their blog as usual to check out their updates, and I got excited as I noticed they are holding a pre-giveaway contest (this babeh!) and a giveaway contest, which is on the July 30?
I saw that the winners for the giveaway contest will win clothes, accessories, make up and more from the people from S.L.A.C., Beetch, Syiok Sendiri Sisters and I Heart This!
Oooh I better be one of them!
The giveaway contest is hold in conjunction of their one year and a half anniversary (that's quite long!)
To participate in the giveaway (you guys won't beat me for sure!) , just check their blog on the 30 July for the rules and what to do. (I hope its easy peasy and has nothing to do with shopping anything online)
So, vote for me now by commenting on this post! Make sure your comments are proper if not I will kill you alive!

Fuck, I need to win this pre-giveaway! :-)
I saw that the winners of this pre-giveaway will win mystery goods from Syiok Sendiri Sisters (I hope its the ELF stuff. I just saw their blog on the sprees they are doing.) and the people from Shop Like A Celebrity! (I hope its tickets to America to watch Hollywood hunks. Kidding!)

So vote for me now! Will love you if you do!

So I Was..

Hello!
It's been quite some time, ey?
I've been kind of busy with life and people.
Oh, this is going to be a short update, but people ask me before, what am I?
I am a girl who turned 20. I am still in love with Jenssen and I will be in twenty hundred years time.
I am a mixed. I have sworn in not to curse, and I will keep my promise.
I am Tania Yeoh you see, and I am not exactly a "Yeoh" now, but I am confident I will be, in a year time, again. :)

Hands Up, Playing My Song!

Working things up with the bf. I don't want to go all desperate so I'm going to stay my cool. ;)
Twittering is fun! Just got out from college. I'm using Maxis Broadband on Jenssen's laptop so I can blog while I'm in the car! Cool, or what? ;)
People ask me why haven't I post photos of myself and Jenssen, as like they say, "You look cute together!" Well, I may blog about how I feel about Jenssen in public, but if anything happens to us (like our relationship falling apart now, whatever it is) people will not throw balls at him or scream at him on the streets, saying, "Wtf is wrong with that guy?!?! Cheating/breaking up with a hot girl like that?!?" or "Wtf is wrong with him?!?! Megan Fox is NOT hot at all!" :)
Had fun with Jennifer, Kaylin, Timmy, Cherilynn, Yew Seng, etc and the other people.
I know I should put more photos in my blog, but my camera's spoilt. :(
I want to get more highlights to my hair. My hair is wavy brown. Should I highlight red to it?
Oh, and to Jennifer, etc and the other girls with broken hearts. Stay strong, babes! Who knows there's a second chance? Or move on? I read this article about Kim K and Reggie B and I was inspired! Lame, I know. So, here it is : Kim K and Reggie Bush ; Together Again! Click on to it!
As for me and my Meeagan Faux problem, I am so irritated everytime E! News talk about her. Call me a bitch, or what, but a girl needs respect too. I am not as hot as Megan Fox or as crazy or paranoid as she is, but I am human and Jenssen must know that.
Oh he's looking over here! Will blog more later.

Follow me On Twitter!

I am on Twitter! Jennifer invited me. :)
Do check out my Twitter account and follow me. ;)
www.twitter.com/TaniaYeoh

Megan Fox Is Insecure (Part II)

She is so insecure. Angelina's hotter.

I'm Sorry, Baby

Have you gotten into a big fight with your boyfriend over an actress? I have.
Megan Fox is hot. Yeah Hot. Bullshit. Is she the hottest actress in the world?
She claims to have a supernatural hold over men. Wtf.
Don't call me a jealous biatch. I do find her hot. I find her hot-ness over-rated.
Girls, you who have been in my situation would really understand how it feels like to have a boyfriend worshipping an actress, not loving and looking at you.
People; no big deal, no? 'Cause any how he worshipped her, he will never be with her, cause she's an actress?!?
"Baby..."
"Yes, darling. Why do you call?"
"I miss you..."
"I miss you too...."
(silence for five minutes)
"So, what are you doing right now?"
"Ooooh. She's hot. Huh?..."
"....."
"Oh, baby. Googling."
"At who?"
"Megan Fox."
"Oooooohhh I wanna google her too!"
Bloody hell.
Went to see the bf during the weekend. Wanted to suprise him with...who else but mua? ;)
"Hi baby!"
"Oh hey....what are you doing here? Don't you have college?"
"Yeah, I'm coming here to stay for two days. Is that ok with you?"
"Uh, yeah. Sure."
(runs to his room and unpacks bags)
(runs to his laptop and sees what he's doing)
(Megan Fox was the first thing seen. Cries.)
Baby runs back to me, breaking into a sweat.
"Damn you!"
"What?"
"Megan Fox.....again?! Waturfuck is wrong with you?!??!"
"What's wrong with you?"
"You should be answering me this...."
(pulls him towards the comp screen.)
"Tell me, what have you been doing all day?"
"Nothing."
(checks the fucking computer. found pictures of Megan Fox in a folder called "Megan Fox")
"Wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf!!!!!"
"What?!?!?!"
"What's this?!!"
"Megan Fox lah! Can't see?!?!"
"Wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf!!!"
Few days ago he told me he was so busy with assignments by the lecturer that we can't spend time talking/chatting. I'm here to see him now 'cause I miss him and what I see is him googling Megan Fox. Damn. Wtf.
As expected, weekend stay with the bf didn't turn out well. Fought like hell over Megan Fox. Why?!? Whenever I told him I want to watch TV, he tells me he wants to watch Transformers. Why?!? You can guess. I hugged him and wanted a nice movie. He tells me we should watch this movie called "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People". I agreed, gladly. Only to find Megan Fox inside, causing attention in the movie by walking inside the pond in her evening gown. Wtf.
Can't take it anymore. Took the boyfriend out for a walk. Took his handphone. Saw a message;
To : Andy (017-55*****)
From : Jenssen (012-*******)
Dude, isn't Megan Fox hot?

Wtf.
He is too obsessed with her already. What about me?!?! Never seen him that obsessed with his own girlfriend. Sure, he said I'm hot many times. But does he really mean it? Probably just to make his friends all jealous. But that's all.
Went back after two days.
The thought of breaking up is deep in my mind.
Yeah. I'm mad. But who cares? Do you like it if your boyfriend/girlfriend spends time obsessing over a celebrity that they just can't see you? Do you like it if your boyfriend/girlfriend uses excuses like, "Can't hang out with you, babe. Got important work to do." only to know they are salivating over a celebrity?!!!? Do you like it if your boyfriend/girlfriend gets all sissy and bitchy when you said the celebrity they loved is ugly and would get into a huge fight with you over it?!?!?
I went home and did a research on Megan Fox. I still think Jessica Alba's hotter. She has been acting since young. Whoa. AND NOBODY NOTICED THAT?!?!
Only after transformers, with her hot hot hot hot body, she's only noticable. Poor thing. I'm sure that if she wears granny clothes in Transformers, she would not be as hot as she is now.

I Love Scaring People!

Hows peoples goings ons?
Tanias iss doings wells. Shes hopess yous dos wells toos.
I am Merediths. Froms Tanias friends. I stoles hers blogs.
;)

Is There Such Thing As The One?!?!?!?

Exhibit : Friend A.
Status : Not available.
Reason : Just broke up with boyfriend of 1 year.
Reason for reason : Long. Distance. Relationship. Wtf.

Exhibit : Friend B.
Status : On-off-on
Reason : Boyfriend cheated. Broke up. Get back. Cheated AGAIN. Broke up. Got back. Never ending.
Reason for reason : Stated in reason.

Exhibit : Friend C.
Status : Just broke up with boyfriend of 8 months.
Reason : LDR. Perfect.
Can anyone just believe that there's such a thing as long distance????!

Exhibit : Friend D.
Status : Broke up with boyfriend. After 4 years.
Reason : Out of anger. Feelings for boyfriend just go away.
Status Now : Regretting.
Wtf?!?!?! I feel feelings do fade in a relationship, but it will come back sooner or later.

Exhibit : Friend E.
Status : Broke up with boyfriend of 5 years.
Reason : She changed for her boyfriend. Into a bitch. Boyfriend got sick of her. Dumped.

Exhibit : Tania Ray Ong.
Status : On-off-on with Jenssen Yeoh.
Reason : Our fightings, quarrelings, me getting caught with another guy dancing in the club, he not replying my messages or calls, etc.
Status Now : Fixing things up.

My conclusion ; Couples do go through any kind of bullshit on and off their relationship.
Exhibits A, B, C,D and E are best friends of mine. Most refused to go out as they feel really upset over their break ups. Me excluded. Jenssen and I are still fine, although we are on-off. I'm speaking on their behalf as I don't understand; is this the period where people break up???!??!?!

What The Fork?!?!!

Remember Vanessa Hudgen's nude photos last year? I thought she learnt her lesson, but look at her now. :) More photos appeared on the internet. I've been with Jenssen for some years and I've never took a nude photo (NOT EVEN ONCE) for Jenssen to see. I've shown him though. (Enough details) Anyway, one advice for you babes. Never, ever, take a nude photo for your boyfriend. You will end up a porn star.
Her photos look....well, she look so much better with clothes on. No offense Van, if you wanna show Zac, please do it in private. You know you are famous, pictures can be leaked and your handphone can be stolen.
Here are some of the nude photos leaked. You pervs, I don't get it. Let me ask you. Looking at breasts makes you high. Haven't you seen enough then? You should get your own breasts.
(NOTE TO PERVS: I had an experience with a perv, so that's the reason why I HATE THEM.)
She was once the High School Musical Darling. Oh, isn't she still one now? ;)

OOoooohs. I am getting high..NOT.

The perfect role model for children.
Tip: Be naked in front of the mirror with your finger seductively placed in your lips....wear nothing but a pair of underwear.
Kids and teens and people around, do this only when you are with your husband, not the camera.
A tip to you Van, wear more clothes. I'm sure you can afford them. You will look so much better. We've seen enough.

Aloha It's Been SO Freakin' Long!

Ya ya, LONG TIME NO SEE DARLINGS!
If you're wondering how was Tania Ray, let's say she's doing GOOD. REALLY GOOD. :)
Am I back to full time bitching in my blog? Not really. Boyfie don't like. ;(
Updates about me :
- I have grown fatter, by 10 kg. Yes! From 39kg to 49kg! Great, or what?! I know many of you might be like, "What the freak is she? People loosing weight, she's happily gaining weight." I want to look good. So by doing so, I need to gain weight. Some people say I'm freaking thin.
- I have changed my tel. number to 017-61ttttt. t-tania. t-you have to ask me what are the freaking 5 digits dearrr.
- I love halters. Yeah. Usual me.
- I am addicted to "Love, Sex and Magic" by Ciara and Justin Timberlake.
- I have hair extensions! LOVE HAIR EXTENSIONS! Can someone agree with me just how great they are? Omg yes they are no they are yes they are!
- I freaking love nail art! Had manicures like usual with darling Cherilynn and loving my painted art nails!
- I still don't like someone. Oooooo bitchy.
- My name is Tania Ray Ong; by birth, Tania Yeoh, when I marry my baby. Jenssen is still my boyfriend.
- I freaking love miniskirts! Bright pink is the new colour!
Ok I'm done. Bye bye loves!

I Had To Be A Biatch

You just don't get me, ey?
Being called a "best friend" changes everything when you changed. The make up, the hair, the clothes. Where did you get them from? Is it cause of HIM, you changed? Hmmm?
You used to hate shiny patents, now you're wearing them. You hated curls; now you're having them. You hate highlights; you're having them. You hate make up, you said it spoils the skin; now you're wearing them. You insulted brands, saying they are overpriced (Gucci, Prada, LV); and now you're saving up for them? Wtf? Is this a different person I know?
A person who used to be happy with everything she has is now spoilt, a show-off and brand-conscious? Yes. I am brand-conscious. But you weren't. Is this your way in fitting in? I used to like you the way you are; like a sister. Now you're just selfish. You think beauty is everything. You think your boyfriend is everything. Oh well.
Changes in people. Know any of your best friends like this? 'Cause of a boy they leave you to become robots. Monsters. SO not themselves.
You were quite pretty. Now you're fugly.

Blondes

Update : Tania is engaged to Jenssen Yeoh. :)
Kakakakaka I'm good at making headlines for my haters! Hate me, hate me more! :D
Lina F you Lina. I don't care I'm going to flag your blog soon! You'll see.. ;)
My best friend : Ey, Tania, why no pictures in your blog wannn? (imitating her voice)
Me : 'Cause I'm special. ;) (I winked ok!)
I'm special heeeheeeeeheeee. (copying Carmen's laugh) heeeeeheeeeeeeheeeeeeeheeeeee.....

___

I love my bi. Baby. :)
He is planning to get me a Cyber Shot T. :D Probably posting photos of me soon. Haters, take note! You can take my photos here soon for free! Probably do a "I Hate Tania" website, like Dawn Yang and Xiaxue's.... Dawn WaYang and XiaLanXue. :) I'll love you more. See how much hate you can do to me.
Drove to Sunway. Woohoo! Baby came all the way again. Ah, the sacrifices you make for love...
Can anyone tell me what's so nice about kimonos? Any fucking kimonos? They're boring! And what is so nice about high-waisted? Make any girl tranny. :(

It's Weird On

How perfect I am and PEOPLE HATE IT!

No, Tania you ARE NOT PERFECT! STOP BEING SO FULL OF YOURSELF!
Yes, Tania, YOU ARE PERFECT! SO PERFECT, THE GROUND WANTS TO HAVE YOU FOR DINNER! :)
Jenssen and I were walking into a cinema the other day; COUPLE QUALITY TIME!!!!;) When this guy came up to us and said something like, "Hi..you are Tania Ray right???Qi Chen's friend." It's funny how you can get Qi Chen to be a pick up line. When I said yes, he went on. "Oh, and the boy you have here is..?" He looks at baby. Jenssen just smiled and politely shook his hand. "Tania's boyfriend." The guy then smiled this "Oh I don't like this.." smile and walked off, leaving Jenssen and me shocked.
Qi Chen, do you know any guy who has spiky hair, something like cuffs on his hands, those with spikes, brown black eyes, and an Edward Cullen smile???? No I'm just describing that guy. He has black hair with red highlights too wtf EVERYONE HAS BLACK HAIR AND RED HIGHLIGHTS. Do you Qi Chen, know a guy like this??? I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THAT GUY F YOU. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND HERE AND JENSSEN AND I WERE JUST CURIOUS ON WHO HE IS.
Ok. On me being perfecto, as always. :)
I was blog walking the other day and I saw this blog. Lina Yeoh. Being linked by a girl named Valerie Ngah. So.....I just went to it, just in case it's that Lina I know. I am right.
Here are some pretty quotes I must say. I'm so proud she's jealous of me. :D
" Tania and I are best friends. She is quite pretty, actually. Too bad she is such a bitch. Spoilt. Rich. You got it. She has a boyfriend de some more she not so happy. Must go clubs with me to find leng chai.." - February 23rd, 2009.
"Can somebody just tell Tanzziiie to shut up? She is bitching a hell of lies about me in her fucking blog and most are not true! Even he started supporting her, saying I am sluts lah, whatever. I told her I forgave her but she said I am the one who should say sorry for calling her a fucking ugly barbarian! Sometimes, pretty people can change to ugly so fast. How sad. :) She should know how I feel. She should not say things about me. Revenge will come back..nice. :) " - June 2009
And many more. I know it's me in the June post. 'Cause she calls me Tanzziiie. She said I'm pretty but I became ugly. Whoa. So much for pretending to be nice to me the other day, Lina! I thought I forgave you, and we forgot about it. But you didn't. You didn't forget. You didn't forgive. Who says I go to clubs with you to find handsome boys? I go at times but not much now. I go 'cause I want to have fun dancing around a while. Jenssen knows. AT LEAST I told Jenssen. What about you? Going to clubs AND NOT telling the boy you like who likes you back won't help. Jenssen and I have trust in each other. I never said I want to go and play with other boys. I never did. And your boy supporting me does not mean that I asked him too. I know you. But HE knows you better, doesn't he????
I'm done, Lina. You can just say whatever you want. I'm not going to respond much.

Proven. People ARE jealous of my hotness. :)

Chaks

I don't know what sound is that, so YES, CHAKS. Jenssen and I were at home (MY hostel) reading something together and watching a movie, when this CHAKS sound came. Chaks. :(
Pray its not the ceiling 'cause I've been living here a past few months and I don't want the ceiling to fall on my pretty head. :(
Ooohhs. Some bitch came and told me today, "HEY I read your blog, and you are SERIOUSLY NAUGHTY." NAUGHTY? I take it as a compliment! :D
Dum doooo DOOM. My boyfriend is calling me. He's here for the weekend! :)
Bye people! Have a nice time missing Tania Ray! She'll come back soon!

I'm Going To Get

A new chatbox!!!! I want to know who spams and I will ban them!!!! But not today!!!!!! Hahah!! Fuckers banned!!!!
I stuffed myself and baby with hotdogs today.:( Bbbbuuurrrpppp!
Met Cherilynn on the way,who called me FAT!!!!Cherilynn how could you call me fat!!!!I need to go to the gym already!!!
Recieved a mail from this person called pInkYLoVe.She wrote to me about Lina.I told you...get the fuck away and don't ask me about Lina can!!!
I will read the letter soon and give you MY explanations on why I don't like Lina.

My Baby ;)

Jenssen Yeoh,
Thank you for coming all the way to visit Tan Tan. :)
I really miss you baby. :)

Thanks for the crazy spree you gave me; Topshop, LV,..loving the LV Bag.
I'll always find time to spend with you.

Tania.

I Forgot MY CBOX!

Damn! I forgot my CBox email and username. I want to check the IP ADDRESS OF SPAMMERS! Ban you all! :( And YOU FRIGGIN PEOPLE, STOP ACTING AS LINA IN THE CHATBOX BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S NOT HER AT ALL!
Jenssen's proud. I finally became a more humane person. Lols! Not.
But really, stop acting as Lina. Writing in the chatbox as Lina is not a really cool thing. Makes me mad-er. I actually pitied her now. She has enough attention from people already. Thanks to me. ;)
I will remind you friggers,
Don't post as Lina. I rather you post as "I Hate Tania" than Lina because it's between us both and you people have NO rights to act as her just to make me mad and make me bitch about her more! She deserves hatred from you, but not you pretending to be Lina! I want to ban your IP address once I know who you are! :(

I had the worst cause one 'Lina' came to my chatbox and said something mean.
I really thought it was 'Lina' so I passed notes to friends saying how mad Lina is,
Lina's best friend was curious so she asked Lina. Lina immediately came to me after college and said it wasn't her. I didn't believe her so I asked her to prove it.
She called me later that night and told me her IP address. She also told me the location of where she is that day the message is posted. I begin to think she's a bit insane. ;)
So to check out if it's really Lina or not, I have to log in my chatbox and see. But I forgot the password. Somehow, I feel that for once; Lina Yeoh is telling the truth. She really looked like she's regretting what she did. But I can't be too sure, can I? :)

Vogue

I read magazines, and now I'm into one only. Vogue. :) They're really good at taking photos.
All photos are credits to Vogue magazine and Google.com. ;)