Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Is There Such Thing As The One?!?!?!?

Exhibit : Friend A.
Status : Not available.
Reason : Just broke up with boyfriend of 1 year.
Reason for reason : Long. Distance. Relationship. Wtf.

Exhibit : Friend B.
Status : On-off-on
Reason : Boyfriend cheated. Broke up. Get back. Cheated AGAIN. Broke up. Got back. Never ending.
Reason for reason : Stated in reason.

Exhibit : Friend C.
Status : Just broke up with boyfriend of 8 months.
Reason : LDR. Perfect.
Can anyone just believe that there's such a thing as long distance????!

Exhibit : Friend D.
Status : Broke up with boyfriend. After 4 years.
Reason : Out of anger. Feelings for boyfriend just go away.
Status Now : Regretting.
Wtf?!?!?! I feel feelings do fade in a relationship, but it will come back sooner or later.

Exhibit : Friend E.
Status : Broke up with boyfriend of 5 years.
Reason : She changed for her boyfriend. Into a bitch. Boyfriend got sick of her. Dumped.

Exhibit : Tania Ray Ong.
Status : On-off-on with Jenssen Yeoh.
Reason : Our fightings, quarrelings, me getting caught with another guy dancing in the club, he not replying my messages or calls, etc.
Status Now : Fixing things up.

My conclusion ; Couples do go through any kind of bullshit on and off their relationship.
Exhibits A, B, C,D and E are best friends of mine. Most refused to go out as they feel really upset over their break ups. Me excluded. Jenssen and I are still fine, although we are on-off. I'm speaking on their behalf as I don't understand; is this the period where people break up???!??!?!

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

What The Fork?!?!!

Remember Vanessa Hudgen's nude photos last year? I thought she learnt her lesson, but look at her now. :) More photos appeared on the internet. I've been with Jenssen for some years and I've never took a nude photo (NOT EVEN ONCE) for Jenssen to see. I've shown him though. (Enough details) Anyway, one advice for you babes. Never, ever, take a nude photo for your boyfriend. You will end up a porn star.
Her photos look....well, she look so much better with clothes on. No offense Van, if you wanna show Zac, please do it in private. You know you are famous, pictures can be leaked and your handphone can be stolen.
Here are some of the nude photos leaked. You pervs, I don't get it. Let me ask you. Looking at breasts makes you high. Haven't you seen enough then? You should get your own breasts.
(NOTE TO PERVS: I had an experience with a perv, so that's the reason why I HATE THEM.)
She was once the High School Musical Darling. Oh, isn't she still one now? ;)
OOoooohs. I am getting high..NOT.
The perfect role model for children.
Tip: Be naked in front of the mirror with your finger seductively placed in your lips....wear nothing but a pair of underwear.
Kids and teens and people around, do this only when you are with your husband, not the camera.
A tip to you Van, wear more clothes. I'm sure you can afford them. You will look so much better. We've seen enough.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Aloha It's Been SO Freakin' Long!

Ya ya, LONG TIME NO SEE DARLINGS!
If you're wondering how was Tania Ray, let's say she's doing GOOD. REALLY GOOD. :)
Am I back to full time bitching in my blog? Not really. Boyfie don't like. ;(
Updates about me :
- I have grown fatter, by 10 kg. Yes! From 39kg to 49kg! Great, or what?! I know many of you might be like, "What the freak is she? People loosing weight, she's happily gaining weight." I want to look good. So by doing so, I need to gain weight. Some people say I'm freaking thin.
- I have changed my tel. number to 017-61ttttt. t-tania. t-you have to ask me what are the freaking 5 digits dearrr.
- I love halters. Yeah. Usual me.
- I am addicted to "Love, Sex and Magic" by Ciara and Justin Timberlake.
- I have hair extensions! LOVE HAIR EXTENSIONS! Can someone agree with me just how great they are? Omg yes they are no they are yes they are!
- I freaking love nail art! Had manicures like usual with darling Cherilynn and loving my painted art nails!
- I still don't like someone. Oooooo bitchy.
- My name is Tania Ray Ong; by birth, Tania Yeoh, when I marry my baby. Jenssen is still my boyfriend.
- I freaking love miniskirts! Bright pink is the new colour!
Ok I'm done. Bye bye loves!

Friday, July 17, 2009

I Had To Be A Biatch

You just don't get me, ey?
Being called a "best friend" changes everything when you changed. The make up, the hair, the clothes. Where did you get them from? Is it cause of HIM, you changed? Hmmm?
You used to hate shiny patents, now you're wearing them. You hated curls; now you're having them. You hate highlights; you're having them. You hate make up, you said it spoils the skin; now you're wearing them. You insulted brands, saying they are overpriced (Gucci, Prada, LV); and now you're saving up for them? Wtf? Is this a different person I know?
A person who used to be happy with everything she has is now spoilt, a show-off and brand-conscious? Yes. I am brand-conscious. But you weren't. Is this your way in fitting in? I used to like you the way you are; like a sister. Now you're just selfish. You think beauty is everything. You think your boyfriend is everything. Oh well.
Changes in people. Know any of your best friends like this? 'Cause of a boy they leave you to become robots. Monsters. SO not themselves.
You were quite pretty. Now you're fugly.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Blondes

Update : Tania is engaged to Jenssen Yeoh. :)
Kakakakaka I'm good at making headlines for my haters! Hate me, hate me more! :D
Lina F you Lina. I don't care I'm going to flag your blog soon! You'll see.. ;)
My best friend : Ey, Tania, why no pictures in your blog wannn? (imitating her voice)
Me : 'Cause I'm special. ;) (I winked ok!)
I'm special heeeheeeeeheeee. (copying Carmen's laugh) heeeeeheeeeeeeheeeeeeeheeeeee.....

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I love my bi. Baby. :)
He is planning to get me a Cyber Shot T. :D Probably posting photos of me soon. Haters, take note! You can take my photos here soon for free! Probably do a "I Hate Tania" website, like Dawn Yang and Xiaxue's.... Dawn WaYang and XiaLanXue. :) I'll love you more. See how much hate you can do to me.
Drove to Sunway. Woohoo! Baby came all the way again. Ah, the sacrifices you make for love...
Can anyone tell me what's so nice about kimonos? Any fucking kimonos? They're boring! And what is so nice about high-waisted? Make any girl tranny. :(

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

It's Weird On

How perfect I am and PEOPLE HATE IT!

No, Tania you ARE NOT PERFECT! STOP BEING SO FULL OF YOURSELF!
Yes, Tania, YOU ARE PERFECT! SO PERFECT, THE GROUND WANTS TO HAVE YOU FOR DINNER! :)
Jenssen and I were walking into a cinema the other day; COUPLE QUALITY TIME!!!!;) When this guy came up to us and said something like, "Hi..you are Tania Ray right???Qi Chen's friend." It's funny how you can get Qi Chen to be a pick up line. When I said yes, he went on. "Oh, and the boy you have here is..?" He looks at baby. Jenssen just smiled and politely shook his hand. "Tania's boyfriend." The guy then smiled this "Oh I don't like this.." smile and walked off, leaving Jenssen and me shocked.
Qi Chen, do you know any guy who has spiky hair, something like cuffs on his hands, those with spikes, brown black eyes, and an Edward Cullen smile???? No I'm just describing that guy. He has black hair with red highlights too wtf EVERYONE HAS BLACK HAIR AND RED HIGHLIGHTS. Do you Qi Chen, know a guy like this??? I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THAT GUY F YOU. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND HERE AND JENSSEN AND I WERE JUST CURIOUS ON WHO HE IS.
Ok. On me being perfecto, as always. :)
I was blog walking the other day and I saw this blog. Lina Yeoh. Being linked by a girl named Valerie Ngah. So.....I just went to it, just in case it's that Lina I know. I am right.
Here are some pretty quotes I must say. I'm so proud she's jealous of me. :D
" Tania and I are best friends. She is quite pretty, actually. Too bad she is such a bitch. Spoilt. Rich. You got it. She has a boyfriend de some more she not so happy. Must go clubs with me to find leng chai.." - February 23rd, 2009.
"Can somebody just tell Tanzziiie to shut up? She is bitching a hell of lies about me in her fucking blog and most are not true! Even he started supporting her, saying I am sluts lah, whatever. I told her I forgave her but she said I am the one who should say sorry for calling her a fucking ugly barbarian! Sometimes, pretty people can change to ugly so fast. How sad. :) She should know how I feel. She should not say things about me. Revenge will come back..nice. :) " - June 2009
And many more. I know it's me in the June post. 'Cause she calls me Tanzziiie. She said I'm pretty but I became ugly. Whoa. So much for pretending to be nice to me the other day, Lina! I thought I forgave you, and we forgot about it. But you didn't. You didn't forget. You didn't forgive. Who says I go to clubs with you to find handsome boys? I go at times but not much now. I go 'cause I want to have fun dancing around a while. Jenssen knows. AT LEAST I told Jenssen. What about you? Going to clubs AND NOT telling the boy you like who likes you back won't help. Jenssen and I have trust in each other. I never said I want to go and play with other boys. I never did. And your boy supporting me does not mean that I asked him too. I know you. But HE knows you better, doesn't he????
I'm done, Lina. You can just say whatever you want. I'm not going to respond much.

Proven. People ARE jealous of my hotness. :)

Chaks

I don't know what sound is that, so YES, CHAKS. Jenssen and I were at home (MY hostel) reading something together and watching a movie, when this CHAKS sound came. Chaks. :(
Pray its not the ceiling 'cause I've been living here a past few months and I don't want the ceiling to fall on my pretty head. :(
Ooohhs. Some bitch came and told me today, "HEY I read your blog, and you are SERIOUSLY NAUGHTY." NAUGHTY? I take it as a compliment! :D
Dum doooo DOOM. My boyfriend is calling me. He's here for the weekend! :)
Bye people! Have a nice time missing Tania Ray! She'll come back soon!