Bond. Tania Bond.

Greeeetings everyone. Or everything. :)
Tania is back on Earth after a wonderful 007 mission which made everyone love her.
Tania will continue blogging ;
Unless, Mr Bond wants her to replace him. Again.

Wtf?

Yeah. He's cute. But he had sex with 30 women? Damn! What a loss! :)
Read this.
Boys, stay good.
Imagines a fucker being a woman and being fucked all over by 30 men. ;)

Free Handbags?

I was bored; as usual. Went online. Saw this website. Free bags! ;)
-.-
I wanted to join that 'free handbag' spree. Jenssen called. That darling of mine told me I can get free handbags whenever I want! Supplier? You asked. ;)

Ooooooooh baby baby you're the best!

Beware..

..Of whoever is near you now.
Because today's April Fools Day!
Thanks brother, for being the first to trick me. Oh I'm so proud. Stella and I are the first people on Earth to be tricked by our older brother, Bryan. I'm so proud, Bry, that you came back from Singapore just to trick us! :)
Everyone has an April Fools story. I have a lot of them. One worst April Fools joke was from my ex. He called 12AM in the morning to tell me, "Baby, we're breaking up."
I cried my eyes out ; didn't eat the whole day. He never told me why we broke up. The next day, I recieve another call from him. "Hi baby. How's your day?" I was shocked. Didn't we broke up?
"Owh, yes baby. Yesterday was April Fools Day!" Omg! I wanna kill the hell outta ya! This is the worst. Joke. Ever. He caused me not to eat or sleep properly the whole day.
Jenssen baby, you better not do this! I have other naughty plans tonight! :)

Happy Family

Jenssen and Tania are boring people.
When they are alone at home, they play their favorite games. Happy Family's one of them.
Unlike the real "Happy Family", Jenssen and me played with dolls. Yes, dolls. Perfectly still dolls.
As I was playing with my baby boy, my phone rang. Kay Lin. She needs to talk. Over someone. Someone we might and might not like. A wonnabe. :)
So we were talking. When Jenssen choked our baby with too much milk. Don't worry. Fake baby. Too much milk. Wonder what kind of doll takes in too much milk? This one. My little sister got it from America. Oh she's so fuggin kill me!
Ok, back to wonnabe. It seem she's so desperate she's trying out fag. Here's something wonnabes would do :
- Sex (X)
- Fags (X)
- Drugs (X)
- Little clothes (They shop in baby shops) (X)
- Too much make up (X)
-Follows their friends (X)
How original.
"Men are desperate for sex. Women would give sex because they are desperate for love, thinking sex is the only way to get a man's love." -Kimberly.
Yes, babes. So get a man who loves you for who you are. Not for sex.
Thanks Kay Lin for the advice.

Edison What?

Warning to all Edison Chen fans :

He Fucks!

He fucked so many women.
Gillian, Bobo,...wtf?!
Jamie just forwarded the news to me. I have read in newspapers before. My friend from Canada told me about it too.
Dare you like him still, Tina?!
It's fucking sick you Edison for taking pictures with women or videos when having sex with them.
On another note, people think American Malaysians like me don't mind having sex with many people before marriage. What are you Asians thinking?! Of course we mind!
It's fucking fun when you talk about it, but it's fucking painful when you actually do it.
Anyway, fuck Edison!

Fan Taz Sii

I can't think of a title. Lols.
Just realised my friends were sharing a blogger profile. Great idea, babes!
Saw Tina's new hair cut. Short hair (bob) especially is IN! They just make any girl look young ;)
I think I should get one too! ;)
Dad's thinking of registering me for some program in USA. Should I?