Lindsay Lohan IS PREGNANT!

Omg I can't believe it. I'm going to see another Lohan soon! ;( THIS IS BAD.
Anyway, had a 2 HOUR PHONECALL WITH MY BABY JUST NOW! Woot! Who wants to break the record with me? Who has 3 or 4 hours phonecalls (NO HANGING UPS; JUST TALK TALK FOR TWO F**KING HOURS! WHO HAS WHO HAS?????? COMMENT! I WILL SOLUTE YOU IN MY NEXT POST!)
Jenssen banned me from saying the word fuck. Oh I just said it. Ok I won't say it already. Sorry Jenssen baby. :(
Cherilynn you still owe me 50! 50 babe 50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to attend a party this Sunday. Any ideas on what to wear? The theme is "Bombastic Fantastic". I don't know what it means, exactly...