Omf

My name is Tania Ray Ong-Ch'ng Yvonne. It's suppose to be Ee Vonne. But I think Yvonne sounds nicer. Thanks to my mum and dad. Mum's a Chinese, dad's American. :) Thanks to them, I am hot!
Jenssen's name is Jenssen Yeoh. (Guess his last name!:) )
I've been thinking the name of our babies. One will be called..

Jeshua Yeoh-Ong-Ch'ng Lee Hon

Omf Jenssen! I don't want my Ong-Ch'ng to be included in our baby's certificate! Poor baby of mine. Imagine him going to school on the first day. The teacher asks him to stand, and introduce himself. My baby boy will say, "My name is Jeshua Yeoh? Ong? Ch'ng? Lee Hom.." (Class stares at him) Poor poor baby. "Lee Hon..sorry. I thought Lee Hom is cute." Omf my baby's gay!
I suggested,

Jeshua Yeoh Lee Hon

Like all my normal friends. Special people have to be modest. ;)
Lee Hom is my friend Kay Lin's favo singer at the moment. I like too! Look at his abs! :D
Loving Justin and Ciara's Love, Sex and Magic! Oohs...


...continuation of me pregnant. I am NOT pregnant. Who the f*** started this rumour? Damn. :) Jenssen said people were giving him stares. Hah! :) Naughty boy.

The B*atch Post

Late updates. Many things to do. Many meeting up-bitching about to do. :)
It's been a while. Felt so tired over many things.
Was with Jenssen the whole day today. My baby and me. ;D
Jenssen had to fetch me to KLCC. Oww..sweet boy o' mine. My poor baby had to wait for me; as I try on many clothes; and shop about. He even let me try on clothes on him. :) :)
We took photos. Will be posted in my Friendster soon.
Sorry KayLin about Facebook. I just am not interested in Facebook at the moment. It's just..the internet has too many profiles and I find it sickening as I already have a boyfriend and friends in real life. I don't need internet friends. ;)
Met up with Sammie and her boyfriend Liowe. She looked so hot today! Woots Sammie!
Liowe, if you see this, don't be mad; be proud. Stand up tall; wear a shirt that says
"MY SHORTY'S HOTT!"
Ooh, Jenssen, wear one too! ;)
I'm hot too, can? Stop staring at me and complaining. I know I'm hot. :)

Saw her again in KLCC. She's such a wannabe. Dressed so short; so sexily. With a so-called hot boyfriend in her arms, she has nothing to lose. With tubes and mini mini skirts, it's just disgusting; because your dressing tells who you are. Bitching about people you pretend to be close to behind their backs are also another thing. If you continue staying so fake; trying to blend in the crowd when you're so fake, just don't. For nobody will gain your trust one day. I shall be proudly spreading it all. Don't forget I'm here. :)

Tania Hates Copy Cats!:(

Bad you!:(
The thought of you copying my every move and dressing makes me oh-so-sick.
Can you stop being such a bitch?

Ok, here's the story. The other day, Kay Lin and I were doing our regular we-can't-live-without thing; going to the gym. As we reached Celebrity Fitness, this ugly betty came and, to my and Kay Kay's horror, she took a gym bag similar to our's and registered in CF as well!>:(
I know I sounded so like a bitch, but I can't help it. That girl has been following our every move, since we're 15. I know you are jealous, but is it a must to follow us? We are not that pretty actually. :(
It's actually ok to follow us, but I don't like it if you bitch behind our backs, pretend to be so nice to us, and then, worship us like we are queens of the earth!:(
Jac told me you bitched about me a lot; telling her how horrible I look, like a call girl when I dress and how annoying I am when I'm with Jenssen. So what bitch? A problem with that?
If you want to be real nice, just be it. Don't be so fake. That's ugly.
And oh, I love to look like a call girl. Mind you. :)

Why Am I So Pretty?

I love myself so much, I think you'll hate me for it! :)

Even so, my Jenssen does get sick of it at times. Smart Tania just studied for her Law paper tomorrow. She's gonna do well in it!

Yes I know Jenssen, you don't believe your Tania could do well, no?

Well, believe her now!

To someone who purposely tripped me during the day of the exam, thank you so much for it! Good luck for more! I'll be glad to trip more cause of you, darling!

Love it or hate it, girl, you cannot run away from reality. Once you know it, I'm still still prettier than you!;)

Oh, I'm sorry? I didn't hear you say? What is that again? You're sorry and you love me as a friend? That you're so so so so so so lucky to have me as your friend? Well, thank you lady. I like you too, but thank you so much for what you did in the past that I can still clearly remember and I can still clearly know how true and fake you were. Thank you so much for pretending. I saw your true colors.

I tried photo editing with Olli Olli's computer. Olli lives nearby, so I can just drop by to try. Thanks darling!

Here's naughty me with my Jack Daniel's bottle. (Actually, it's Jenssen's. I stole it from him to show-off how naughty a bitch I can be. And Jenssen darling, it's for ad purposes! Your girlfriend could possibly be the next top model! AND AND, Mr. Jack Daniels can just pay me so much money for being hot, we can just take a ride somewhere for our honey moon, with our two cats..and..Oh, Tania! Stop dreaming!)

Jenssen, see how pretty your Tania is!;)

See? I'm so hot, even the billboards want me!:)

I look so smokin' hot in black and white, no? ;)

I love myself so much! You can't blame me for being too pretty!

For ad purposes only. Jack Daniels, you'd better love me!:) Don't care what Jenssen thinks. You must hire me. Cause my darlin says your so so so so rich, you'd hire a hot chick to just advertise for you.

To think about it properly now, is Mr. Jack alive?

Happy

Yes, I am happy. Happily-worried.
I have finals next week and all I can think about is, "What if I do badly?"
The thought of finals is like, "You gotta score big; if not you die."
Oh my my.. what if I did badly? :(
Ok, happy news now. Camille is in a relationship! WOOHOO!!
Finally moving on from that indescent jerk, my good friend Camille has someone else already! And yes, he's handsome too! (Sorry Jenssen, have to admit.);)
Good luck Camille, on your new relationship!
Kay Lin and I were too busy shopping the other day at 1 Utama (we realise we should travel more to Cheras and other places..it's fun since we have a car!:) ) , we forgot to buy a lovely dress we saw in Topshop! Dang!:((
And WE as in Kay Lin's planning to get the black one and I am planning to get the hot red one. Jenssen told me I look hot in red!:)
Oh well, here's the stop. Bye happy people!

Quit Being A Bitch!

OH STOP IT!
Staring at me with those eyes. You think you're THAT pretty anyway? So what if I have pretty looks? Are you jealous ? Stop looking at me and whispering like who cares anyway.
I hate it when you pretend to be nice then you go bitchy. Stop being a dumb bitch!
Every word said about me is going to go back to you.
I'll be smiling when I see you that way.

Stop That!

I hate girls who pretend to like you, then bitch about you at the back. I don't like it if you come to me and make friends with me for the sake of getting famous. KL's a big place. You can go to Cheras, or Subang. And I don't even care. I'm happy with Jenssen and that's what I know. I like it if you're really nice. And true. I don't want you to pretend to just like being friends with me. Cause what you did was really hurtful. I lost trust in you. Thinking that I'm the rich girl with money and love, you come into my life, pretending to be a good friend you are, and bitched about me behind my back later on. How wonderful it is to have known you then!
Yenn, Jerry, Katie and Pat have told me about your intentions but I've never realised that. I thought you were someone I could trust. But I was wrong. Even Jenssen thought you were a nice girl. But you dissapointed us. You dissapointed Jenssen and I and many of us.
Get away you!
I don't need you anymore. Friends like you, I don't want anymore.

You may think this is your idea of getting away; but you can't.

Whatever. Good luck for that. :)

Hot Like Me

I'm Tania. I'm a 29 year old woman who looked none her age; married with a very rich and handsome husband, and have 4 kids; which names starts with the letters T and B. Oh, and I'm also a former beauty queen, pretty AND hot; and always made her husband jealous cause I'm the centre of attention in men's eyes. ;)
HAHAHA Kidding!:D
My name IS Tania. I am a 19 year old lady. AND I'm not married. I don't have kids; but I have a chihuahua; Baby. I'm a girl who's like anybody else. Loves food and I don't give a damn caring about what others say about me.
I don't need to describe if I'm hot or not; but I'll let you read my blog to know about it. ;)

And Tania will stop here and remain silent.